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Phil. No, that's bullshit.

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I know.

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Phil, that's bullshit. And you know it's
bullshit, too.

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I can hear a girl in the background of
this phone call right now. What do you

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mean you have to get on a boat?

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You were supposed to be back here two
hours ago. We're on a family vacation

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right now.

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No, not tomorrow.

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Today!

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We're supposed to go today.

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Billy, you said this three days in a
row. We only have two days left.

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No, I want to go to the beach today.

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I know that you're out there fucking
hookers.

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I can hear them in the background, Phil.

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No, just get back here, okay?

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Just get back here so we can go to the
beach as a family and do what we came

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here to do.

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I can't have this conversation anymore.
Just come back to the hotel.

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I'm so sorry, honey.

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This is not how our vacation was
supposed to be.

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Mom, I don't...

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I don't know why you even, like, argue
with Dad anymore.

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Like, it's pointless.

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I just want us to have, like, a nice
family vacation, you know? We're all the

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way over here. We might as well go to
the beach together.

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Yeah, Mom, it's just... You know how Dad
is. He's just...

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I just, like, it'd be cool if Dad would,
like, stop.

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Like, want to hang out with us and,
like, not stop lying and getting drunk

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like, cheating on you and stuff, but...
I mean, I could be out there getting

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fucked like that, too, and having a
great time, but, you know, I'm trying to

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a good mom.

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Well, you are a great mom.

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Like, but that's, like, Dad's not going
to, like... You know what I mean?

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Like...

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Dad's not going to change because you're
an awesome mom.

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You're the best stepmom I could ever
want to have.

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Thanks, buddy.

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You're awesome.

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Thank you.

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We're in Miami.

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You should go.

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We don't need Dad.

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I know you want us to have wholesome
family fun stuff, which would be cool.

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We should just do whatever.

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Mom,

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we could go and do whatever.

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What's wrong with doing what Dad does?

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I'm trying to be a good stepmom.

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I want to spend time with you guys.

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Well, you are spending time with me.

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But Dad's not going to... I

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think you should just go.

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Just go. have fun or something i mean i
could i could be going and getting laid

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just like he does yeah i could be
meeting up with random guys down at the

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i mean like but like why not like

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like why not just let's

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just go out i mean like we could just we
could just go out to the beach or like

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maybe you should just go out like what
do you like

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I guess I could.

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If... I mean, like...

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Like, it's... It would be fair,

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I feel like, right? Yeah.

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If he's doing it, I could do it. Is it
fair that dad gets to do whatever he

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wants and then you're not... You're
trying to be, like, perfect mom?

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No, it's not fair.

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You're right. If you could do, like... I
mean, okay, if you did...

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Dad does whatever he wants, right?

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Yeah. Like, all the time?

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And he doesn't care? Like, what do you
want to do, like, right now, if you can

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do anything?

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I want to fuck.

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Oh, my God, I should not have said that
to you.

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You're literally my stepson.

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You know what I mean, though. You know
what I mean.

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Well, Mom, you should do that.

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Why not?

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Yeah, I guess I could go down to the
pool and just, like, pick up.

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You're some guy?

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Yeah, just do a long vacation.

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It's Miami.

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I don't know. I'll just like, I'll just
like stay here and like watch a movie or

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something and like.

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Do you think, do you think I look good
enough to do that still?

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Yeah, mom.

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You think so?

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Yeah, you look really good.

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It wouldn't be weird?

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No.

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It wouldn't be that hard.

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I'm kind of nervous. Will you go with
me?

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What do you mean, go with you?

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Like, will you go down with me while I
find somebody?

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No, that's weird, right? I can't go with
you when you try to go hook up with

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some guy.

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What if, like, what if, you know, you
just go with me and whenever he and I

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about to go back somewhere, I tell you
that you can go and we can, like, part

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ways?

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I think that kind of would be weird,
Mom. Yeah.

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I guess you're right.

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Just you can do it. It'll be easy.

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So, I mean, like, hypothetically, like,
if I wasn't your mom and you were a guy

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down there at the pool, like, would you
think that I look good enough to, like,

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take back to a room?

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Do you think I look good enough for
that?

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Yeah, of course, Mom. Like, if... Yeah,
if you weren't my mom, like, I'd...

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Yeah, totally would bang you.

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I think almost any guy would want to
have sex with you pretty much.

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There's got to be plenty of hot guys in
Miami.

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It should probably take like 10 minutes
max.

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I mean, what if I'm your mom and we have
sex

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anyway?

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With me?

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Is that too weird?

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Sorry, I shouldn't have asked that. No,
I shouldn't have even said that.

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Oh. No.

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Oh, no, I can't answer that. No, it's
okay.

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I mean, like, we could, like, if we

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pretended like you weren't my mom. Yeah,
like that.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we could just try, like, a
little bit of a time first.

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Like this?

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I don't... Oh, my God, Alex, you're
already hard.

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Yeah. Did you want to do this?

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I mean, I wasn't, like, planning on it,
but... I think we should just try. Like,

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we can make this not be weird, right?

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I mean, it doesn't feel weird to me.

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I don't think it's weird either.

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Like, I mean, you've always been super

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hot, man.

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I really want to put it in my mouth.

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You do?

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Yeah, I do.

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That'd be okay.

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Yeah? You don't think it's too weird?

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No.

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Okay,

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well, let's just try it then. We should
just, we're on vacation.

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Yeah. Right?

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We'll just make it not be weird.

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Yeah, Dad gets to do whatever he wants.

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Yeah, if Dad can do whatever he wants,
it's only fair.

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Why can't we do it? We can do whatever
we want.

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So I'll just take my shorts off. Yeah,
just take them off.

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This is crazy.

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It feels good, right?

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Yeah, it probably could be doing this,
but it does feel good.

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This is, like, exciting.

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Does it feel good? Yeah.

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Thank you, honey.

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I don't know, my dad, like, doesn't have
sex with you all the time.

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Can you believe it's been two weeks
since he had sex with me?

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That's crazy.

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I'm going crazy.

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You should get to have sex, like, every
day, like, as much as you want.

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That's what I want you to do.

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Can I tell you something, Mom? Yeah,
tell me.

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You give me, like, boners a lot. Oh, my
God.

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I walk around in, like, bikinis and
stuff.

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Should I stop walking around in bikinis?

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I just didn't want to tell you before
because I thought you'd think I was

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weird.

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You can tell me.

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I don't think it's weird.

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All right, tell me now.

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Mm -hmm.

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um

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I'm finally having some fun.

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Would it be crazy if I got on top of you
right now?

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No.

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Oh it's so big.

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I wanted this so bad.

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Fuck yeah, it feels amazing.

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I'm about

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to

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squirt

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Your dick is amazing. It's making me
squirt over and over again.

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Oh, fuck, honey.

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Oh, my God.

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I want you to turn me over and fuck me
from behind.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Yeah? Can you do that? Okay, mom.

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Okay.

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Oh,

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fuck, mom. Your ass is so nice.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Fuck me, oh my god.

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Oh my god,

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you're going to make me squint again.

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Say it again.

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inside me right now.

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come inside me? I'm sure it's okay.
Yeah, it's okay.

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Mom,

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this is way better than last vacation.

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It's so much better.

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It's exactly what I wanted.